>> Hey guys, I’m getting reports of failed transactions on the app.
>> Are you monitoring things the way I asked you to?
>> Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> We’ve been doing that.
>> Okay, you sound like you’re lying.
>> No, no, no. We’ve been doing tons of monitoring.
>> Yeah, we’re on top of everything in this office.
>> Like, check this out.
>> This app monitors how
much coffee is left
in the coffee maker.
[SOUND].
>> And we built this to send you a text every time Eli’s in the bathroom so
you could steal his fancy German cookies.
>> Um-hm.
>> Bad boys.
>> And this one tracks data from our last 90 ping pong matches to determine
seedings for the upcoming tournament.
>> He’s more of a Federer.
>> I’m like a Nadal.
>> Call me a betterer, but, you know.
>> What I was hoping was that you’d use
that AppNeta to monitor stuff, you know?
>> Oh, and we also hooked a heart-rate monitor up to Lisa because she kept
having those nervous breakdowns all the time.
>> And what we found was that her heart rate soars every time she does this
one certain activity.
>> Where the hell is that striped little bastard?
>> So we built us an image recognition software to help her find Waldo.
>> Show yourself, coward.
>> Damn it.
>> Just forget it.
>> Ugh.
>> Still working out the kinks a little bit.
>> Yeah, but she’s getting better.
>> Okay what I was thinking was that you’d use AppNeta to monitor the end
user experience.
>> You know, fix problems between the new off service and the rest of the app.
>> Oh we already did that.
>> The code deployed 20 minutes ago.
>> The errors are gone.
>> That’s good. >> And what’s also helpful is this kind of monitoring.
>> It tracks every time Steve uses an annoying buzz word and gives him a taze.
>> Wait you’re tazing him?
>> Brief electric shock.
>> Gives him a tiny little zap.
>> Very mild.
>> It’s actually funny that you should say that because we have been
recognized as a next-gen solution.
[SOUND] Excuse me.
>> Which is why we’ve been considered thought leaders.
[SOUND] Mm.
[SOUND] And, end user.
[SOUND] Experience monitor.
[SOUND].
>> [LAUGH].
>> Who, who’s been eating my kugelschreiber?
[MUSIC]
>> Well, I, this one’s a trick because he’s definitely not on this page.
[SOUND] Okay, oh, oh, it’s Waldo at the airport.