>> Look how cute you are, coochy coochy.
>> Oh. >> Oh look how cute you are, who’s the cutest?
>> Look how cute you are.
>> Oh. Look at you, so cute.
>> I can’t handle it, look at you.
>> What are you guys looking at?
>> Big boy, who’s a big boy?
>> Oh, I’ve been working 120 hours a week, so
>> I set up a nanny cam at home so I can watch my newborn.
>> Who’s a big boy, you’re a big boy, aren’t you?
>> Look at you.
>> Pretty neat, huh?
>> You are so adorable.
>> And what are you looking at?
>> A woof cam I installed so I can watch my dogs at home.
>> Matilda, you get that toy.
>> You get it. [LAUGH] And these are my two twin pugs, Mary-Kate and Ashley.
>> How many dogs do you have?
>> 32. >> That sounds illegal.
>> I know [LAUGH].
>> Who’s the prettiest?
>> Oh you know.
>> You’re the prettiest.
>> And let me guess, you’re looking at your cats.
>> No, I’m using New Relic to monitor the apps we’re moving to the cloud.
>> Oh, who’s safe in the cloudy woudy.
>> You are, you’re safe in the cloud.
>> New Relic tells me that your little safety wafy, mafey, gafey, baby.
>> Who’s in the little happy container?
>> You’re in a safe little container.
[LAUGH] >> There’s my Yorkie, Ralphie.
>> Aww, is he riding a Roomba?
>> Ralphie, you get off that Roomba right now.
>> Ralphie, you do not ride that Roomba out the front door.
>> Why is your front door open?
>> I gotta go.
>> Oh, oh God.
>> Hank got out of his crib.
>> Is there somebody there to watch him?
>> No I’m watching him on the nanny cam.
>> You can’t just set up the camera and go.
>> You need somebody there to watch him.
>> Oh he’s headed for the front door.
[NOISE] >> Well I gotta get back to my Star Wars action figure feed.
>> I just got Jabba.
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