Tech Conference Bingo
The only way the crew gets through a boring tech conference talk is with a game of Bingo. (Sponsored by New Relic. Gain actionable, real-time business insights from the billions of metrics your software is producing with New Relic. Advertise on Vooza.)
WiFi is super slow.
WiFi complaint, I'm on the board.
>> Damn it.
>> Google glasses.
Somebody has to have Google glasses.
>> The Cloud. He just mentioned the Cloud.
And wait for it, wait for it.
[LAUGH] Always follows the clap.
>> Jeff Bezos.
>> Damn it.
>> Speaker that brags about going to Stanford.
Palo Alto in the house.
>> Open bar at welcome reception.
I'm getting there.
>> Washed up 90's band playing at the closing gala.
[APPLAUSE] Thank you, Smashmouth.
>> I'm so close.
I just need a person wearing crocs.
>> All I need is a person wearing sandals.
>> Come on crocs.
>> Come on sandals.
Come on sandals. >> Come on sandals.
>> Where are you crocs?
Come on crocs.
>> [CROSSTALK] sandals.
>> Oh, come on.
>> I told you I would win.
>> Why are you wearing those?
>> What did I win?
>> You won a free pass to the hackathon on Saturday.
That's the prize?
>> We are compatible with every application.