What is Onboarding?

15 July 2014

Onboarding is a way to torture your customers or skateboard with coworkers or something like that.


>> Onboarding is not legal, anymore.

>> I’m on, yeah.
>> Onboarding is like, so, it’s like someone has in, information.
>> That was a big controversy during Eisenhower’s administration.
>> Onboarding.
>> well, you know about off boarding, right?

>> And it’s like kind of, it’s like form
>> of, I think it’s like officially a torture.
>> What is onboarding?
>> Funny you asked.
>> I was just about to show you.
>> Onboarding is when you’re first trying to
>> get someone to use your app, and so you
>> have to onboard them in a way that
>> it’s almost like you’re trying, to like, bring someone
>> into a surprise party and you put a
>> blindfold on them so they don’t know where they
>> are, that’s what you’re trying to do with
>> people when you get them to use your app.
>> It’s like water-boarding, but you torture people online.
>> You torture them with constant invites to LinkedIn
>> to old Myspace accounts, to new Myspace accounts.

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