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>> Hey.
>> Hey, look, I can’t really talk right now.
>> I’m kind of.
[NOISE].
>> Oh, salad, good choice.
>> I thought maybe you might’ve went for
>> the rotten sushi you left there last week.
>> Fuck off.
>> Dude, you’re not the referee of the refrigerator.
>> You know that right?
>> correction, I’m not the referee of the refrigerator, yet.
>> I’ll be back, just wait.
>> I’m not going to wait.
>> My lunch break is over in like five minutes.
>> Nah, I’m not going to wait here.
[MUSIC]
[SOUND] Calvary.
>> That’s a weekend encroachment.
>> Only condiments and batteries should be
>> left in the fridge over the weekend.
>> No steamed asparagus.
>> [SOUND]
>> That is a milk violation.
>> That milk has been in there since 2009.
>> Check your dates!
[SOUND] Off sides, you’ve got a banana in the designated veggie crisper.
>> Delay of leftovers, you didn’t eat your leftovers within one
>> day and now the whole fridge smells like tuna fish.
>> Come on man.
>> That’s garbage.
>> That’s bull and you know it.
[SOUND].
>> You’re out of here.
>> Oh I’m out of here?
>> Get out.
>> Oh ok, you’re in
>> charge right?
>> Insufficient milk wiping.
>> I’m trying.
>> Oh yeah, you’d better clean it good unless
>> you want to end up in that penalty box.
>> Throw me in the penalty box, huh?
>> Well guess what, joke’s on you, cause I like it here.
>> I’ve got everything I need.
>> I’ve got my Clorex, I’ve got my cardboard box.
>> I’m good, man.
>> I’m fine.