Cast
Charles
Steve
Transcript
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>> Hey, Charles, you get that LinkedIn I sent you?
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>> Charles, you know who my favorite President is?
>> Abraham LinkedIn, check it out.
>> Charles, did you open that LinkedIn invite yet?
>> No, not yet.
>> Okay, think about it.
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>> Have you and Charles done business together?
>> Why, yes we have, LinkedIn, interesting.
>> Charles, did you know I went to college for nine years?
>> You would.
>> It’s really easy, man, you just hit Enter on the invite-
>> No, I’m good.
>> And then we’re-
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>> Well, if it isn’t Mr. Pending Invitation.
>> I just joined a group that’s saving pandas, pretty cool.
>> Love to get you to be a part of it, man.
>> Charles, I gotta tell you, you’ve kind of hurt my feelings, man.
>> And up until now, I wasn’t really aware I had those.
>> So what’s the deal?
>> Is there something wrong with my profile?
>> Okay, can I be honest with you?
>> Please.
>> LinkedIn means nothing to me.
>> All the emails go straight to my promotions box,
>> I don’t even know how it helps my life in any way.
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>> No, I get it.
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>> It’s my resume isn’t it?
>> Yeah not good.
>> I actually thought it was pretty impressive that I speak both English and
>> Klingon and am proficient in Excel.
>> But I guess that’s not good enough for the great King Charles.
>> All right, okay.
>> I’m accepting your LinkedIn request.
>> Thank you man, thank you so much.
>> That’s all I wanted.
>> Thank you man.
>> Okay, can we move on with our lives now?
>> Absolutely, absolutely.
>> Thank you, man, I appreciate it.
>> Since we are connected on LinkedIn now, I was wondering if you wouldn’t
>> mind writing up just like a little endorsement for
>> me just making me sound good in the business world?
>> Do you mind?
>> Yeah, I’ll do that, I will do that later.
>> Thanks so much, man.
>> Actually, I drafted one of my own, just a few words so if you want to just
>> copy and paste that and throw it into your page, that would be great.
>> You invented the Tesla?
>> Yeah.
>> Thought that was Elon Musk?
>> He stole it from me.
>> Margot Robbie said you had the best
>> Tinder profile she’s ever seen in her life.
>> Yeah, she’s a sweetheart.
>> She’s really, she’s a kind soul, I like her.
>> She’s neat.
>> Bill Gates said you were his biggest inspiration?
>> Yeah, William and I go way back.
>> It’s actually interesting, because I’ve always been pro-malaria but
>> that just goes to show friends can agree to disagree.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean I’m totally blown away by all of this, I would love to sit-
>> Yeah, yeah you get it. Matt did you get my LinkedIn invitation?
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