New Job Titles

30 July 2014

When you can’t afford to give employees a raise, give ’em the next best thing: a fancy new job title.


>> So guys, I know you’ve all been working here for
a while, but unfortunately, I cannot give anyone a pay raise.
>> Come on.
>> But, what I can do, is give you all impressive sounding new job titles.
>> Like what?
>> You are Lead Curator.
>> Innovation Sherpa.
>> Chief Inspiration Officer.
>> Operations Futurist.
>> Hacker Evangelist.
>> And you are a Digital Prophet.

>> Oh, I’m just the janitor.
>> Oh, Garbage Ninja.
>> I think I prefer Garbage Samurai.
>> Hey, you gotta earn that title, buddy.

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