>> He’s an English bulldog.
>> That’s my favorite breed.
>> Do you have any pics?
>> Are you kidding me?
>> Twitter’s just word-of-mouth on steroids.
>> So, I guess you could call me the Lance Armstrong of social media.
>> So.

>> Oh my God.
>> Oh, I have to show you this.
>> There’s a picture of, he was a court jester for Halloween.
>> I treat social media like fire, gotta add logs or it’ll just burn out.
>> So I’m tweeting all day.
>> At sushi.
>> On my way to the Hamptons with the girls.
>> Eating sushi in the Hamptons with the girls.
>> Spin class!
>> Team Edward!
>> My followers love it.
>> Love it, love it, love it.
>> Can’t get enough.
>> My biggest piece of advice to people who work
>> in social media is, treat it like a cocktail party.
>> Don’t always just talk about yourself and your business.
>> Loosen up, you know.
>> Do some shots.
>> Do a little blow in the bathroom.
>> Pass out, wake up again.
>> Drunk text your ex.
>> He doesn’t write back, keep texting, call him.
>> Pass out again, wake up, make out with a stranger, apologize.

>> Just show your passion.

>> By maintaining my social network profiles, I’m shaping my image
>> as someone who spends all day on Facebook and Twitter.

>> Right?
>> Some people think it’s abusive to dress up your dog,
>> love him, but I gotta tell you he loves it.

>> Oh, this is a picture of him wearing a New York Giants jersey.

>> He gets really grumpy when they don’t score.
>> That’s how you get eyeballs.