[NOISE].
>> Hey, is it someone’s birthday?
>> It’s no one’s birthday Sarah.
>> We need to talk to you.
>> You’ve got a problem.
>> We’ve seen how you groupon, and how much you groupon.
>> You’ve a grouponolic or whatever you call it.
>> Is this about that sexy stiletto
>> workout session I bought form the fem suite?

>> Those ladies helped me sculped my quads and my calves.
>> Now, you want to make this into some huge deal or something?
>> Sarah, no one’s arguing that you have a hot bod, okay.

>> You are a grouper.

>> You’re addicted to grouponing.
>> What are you talking about?
>> I’m not even on Groupon right now.
>> I haven’t been on Groupon in three days, three days.
>> What does that tell you?
>> It tells us you’re broke.
>> Sarah you’re out of control, those colon
>> hydrotherapy sessions you put like 900 of them.

>> Am I not allowed to have one bad day?
>> I had one bad day and I bought those hydro-colon therapy sessions.
>> Those ladies help massage my colon so I
>> could release excess waste out of my duct work.
>> What is this some kind of sick sport?
>> Who else wants at me?
>> You need more.
>> Okay.
>> Fine.
>> You once bought a three day juice
>> cleanse because it was Gwyneth Paltrow’s favorite.
>> How dare you.

>> How dare you mention that I love Gwyneth Paltrow in front of everybody.

>> Because you do love Gwyneth Paltrow and you are a liar and you are a.
>> Group Head?
>> Group, you said group.
>> I said Group.
>> You said Group, that’s cute, I like that one.
>> I said Grouper.
>> No, that’s a fish, I don’t, that doesn’t make any sense.
>> What about Groupinista?
>> Shut up, Zach.
>> I want you to get better.
>> [SOUND]
[MUSIC]

>> Hello.
>> My name is Steve.
>> You probably recognize me as the character, Steve.

>> You know, Groupon addiction is no laughing matter.
>> If you or a friend is addicted to Grouponing, please, call this number.
>> And if you can get three friends to call, your treatment is free.
>> All right.
>> Let’s dive back into this, huh?
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