Weak Password

Everyone’s talking about security these days. Well, the first step to keeping your data protected is to choose a password that can’t be hacked. At Vooza, passwords need to be at least 8 characters, contain one emoji, one Chinese character, and the name of a British Prime Minister. And then there are the security questions. Warning: They can get a bit personal.

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All right.
Let's type in your new password.
Uh, no.
That's weak.
It has to be at least eight characters.
>> Okay.
>> Weak again.
All right, here's, you need one emoji, one Chinese
character, and the name of a British Prime Minister.
Oh, Churchill, really?
I just robbed your bank account.
Don't eyeball me.
Do it again.
No.
Look, the Chinese character has to be either first or last.
No, ugh.
Strong.
Yeah, very strong.
Nice job.
>> Okay, can I log in now?
>> No.
We gotta do your security questions.
Um, what is the phone number of your third grade teacher?
>> I have no idea.
>> All right.
What are the last four digits of
the social security number of your best man?
>> I'm not married.
>> Well don't you think you should be doing something about that?
Tick tock you know.
>> Isn't that kinda personal?
>> Well no, that, that's the security question.
Don't you think you should be
doing something about your ticking biological clock?
Yeah.
And your answer should probably be yes.
Right.
I mean, you should be doing something about it.
>> Why are you so concerned about my love life?
>> I want to see you prosper in this world.
It's beyond just password and security questions I want to see you do well.
I knew you have it in you to be a great mother and a wonderful wife.
>> Thanks.
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