Productivity Porn Test

ODing on GTD? Too many productivity blogs? Constantly reading Paul Graham essays and Seth Godin books? You might be an entrepornography addict. Take this test to find out if you’ve gone too far with productivity porn.

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Are you addicted to entrepornography?
Here are the symptoms.
One, you're spending more time reading
about productivity than doing actual work.
>> Hey, Steve.
You gotta read this contract.
>> Not now, bro.
Little busy.
Oh, that's it, Paul Graham.
Ooh, damn, do you know how to write an essay.
Two, you're lying to coworkers.
>> Uh, what, Seth Goodwin, he's like a writer?
Nah, I haven't heard of him.
>> You've got purple cow in your crotch.
>> No, man, my doctor says that's a temporary thing.
>> Oh, the book, right, the book.
Right, the book.
>> Yes, the book.
>> Three, your real work is no longer attractive.
Hey, Steve, you going to this meeting?
>> Not now, man, I been watching Mixer G interviews for the last 11 hours.
>> Feed me Andrew, feed me.
Tell me more about how to become a CEO
of a business that won't matter in ten years.
>> Four, you feel like a productivity pervert.
>> Uh-oh, jackets are coming off.
>> Five, You're suffering from isolation.
>> I need to be more agile.
I need to get more lean.
>> Depression.
>> I need to take down the kings off the mountain.
>> Irritability and anxiety.
>> And I'm gonna put on my crown.
And I'm gonna say, Bow down to me.
It's my time.
It's my time now!
[SOUND].
>> If these symptoms look familiar a counselor or therapist can help.
I already lost one co-worker and it's a pain that you don't want to feel.
>> Yeah, no, I'm getting things done.
No, because everything is urgent and important at the same time.
No, I'm GTD.
I'm totally GTD right now.
[MUSIC].
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