>> Are you addicted to entrepornography?
>> Here are the symptoms.
>> One, you’re spending more time reading
>> about productivity than doing actual work.
>> Hey, Steve.
>> You gotta read this contract.
>> Not now, bro.
>> Little busy.
>> Oh, that’s it, Paul Graham.
>> Ooh, damn, do you know how to write an essay.
>> Two, you’re lying to coworkers.
>> Uh, what, Seth Goodwin, he’s like a writer?
>> Nah, I haven’t heard of him.
>> You’ve got purple cow in your crotch.
>> No, man, my doctor says that’s a temporary thing.
>> Oh, the book, right, the book.
>> Right, the book.
>> Yes, the book.
>> Three, your real work is no longer attractive.
>> Hey, Steve, you going to this meeting?
>> Not now, man, I been watching Mixer G interviews for the last 11 hours.
>> Feed me Andrew, feed me.
>> Tell me more about how to become a CEO
>> of a business that won’t matter in ten years.
>> Four, you feel like a productivity pervert.
>> Uh-oh, jackets are coming off.
>> Five, You’re suffering from isolation.
>> I need to be more agile.
>> I need to get more lean.
>> Depression.
>> I need to take down the kings off the mountain.
>> Irritability and anxiety.
>> And I’m gonna put on my crown.
>> And I’m gonna say, Bow down to me.
>> It’s my time.
>> It’s my time now!
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>> If these symptoms look familiar a counselor or therapist can help.
>> I already lost one co-worker and it’s a pain that you don’t want to feel.
>> Yeah, no, I’m getting things done.
>> No, because everything is urgent and important at the same time.
>> No, I’m GTD.
>> I’m totally GTD right now.
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