Pre-Roll Problems [Sponsored by Ebuzzing]

Watching too many pre-roll ads? Then you may be suffering from PTSD – Pre-roll Traumatic Stress Disorder. (Sponsored by Ebuzzing, the global experts in online video advertising.)

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Please.
Please.
Please.
Kill me right now.
Put me out of my misery.
>> What happened to him?
>> PTSD.
Preroll Traumatic Stress Disorder.
He just wanted to watch some videos but all those preroll ads got to him.
>> Just show it, show it to me.
>> [SOUND]
>> Look, you idiots, you keep showing me
the exact same ad over and over again.
And, and now he's the least interesting man in the world.
Okay fine, Cuba imports their cigars from him.
You know what?
Why don't you import the video I want into my eyeballs?
Thank you.
No!
No.
I'm not having feminine hygiene problems.
My hygiene problems are extremely manly.
[MUSIC]
[NOISE] Just you.
Just give it to me.
Ten.
Do you understand math?
That's like having to watch a 12 hour commercial before a 90 minute movie.
Or if it was a Lord Of The Rings
marathon you'd have to watch a six month commercial.
I would die waiting for Frodo.
Show IT!
Show it!
Start!
What did I ever do?
What did I do to you to deserve this?
You Monster!
Suck it!
Why can't I skip this.
I, I'm a hostage.
Release me from Guantanamo I'm not a terrorist.
[SOUND]
>> Yeah, you'd think they'd figure out a better
way than random preroll ads that just annoy the viewer.
>> That's why we're using eBuzzing for our videos.
They distribute the videos in an environment
where people actually wanna watch it, like,
in the middle of an article or on a blog on the same subject.
And you know it's relevant because they're already on the topic.
>> Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
[SOUND].
>> How to do the cowboy boogie?
>> [MUSIC]
Twirl and twirl.
Twirl and twirl.
Left.
And left.
Right.
One, opposite, knee, knee.
Now twirl.
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