Job Requirements

How do you find the next Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, or Mark Zuckerberg? In this video, Vooza explains what you should look for in job applicants. Hint: You want someone who is enthusiastic, gullible, and has MVI. (What’s MVI? Watch and learn.)

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Steve jobs.
Bill Gates.
Mark Zuckerberg.
What do they all have in common.
College dropouts.
At Vooza we only hire college dropouts.
>> I uh, I dropped outta high school.
>> Yeah.
Me too.
Dropping or getting kicked outta
high school shows real entrepreneurial spirit.
The main thing I'm looking for in a candidate is that sparkle.
>> Does your enthusiasm permeate the walls of our offices like a disease?
Because if you can't get people excited, then
that's gonna be a big problem around here.
>> In the tech world, you've gotta
be incredibly passionate about really boring things.
Like, you have got to love.
[MUSIC]
Spreadsheets, or pretend, pretend to, love them.
Pretending is, can be just as good as love.
[MUSIC]
>> The smaller salaries and longer hours.
Your best bet is attracting people
who are global and believe your propaganda.
>> You need to care more about our mission than.
And whether or not they're gonna get health care.
>> Cuz they won't.
>> No.
[MUSIC]
>> It's kind of a hard rule around
here that we only hire employees with MVI.
>> What's that?
>> A.
>> It's minimum viable.
Intelligence.
>> See, I did not know that.
>> We have a lot of employees with amazing skills.
Uh, for example we have one of the world's best jugglers.
Circus skills is probably our number one core value.
[MUSIC]
>> There's no way to prepare yourself for working at Vooza.
Who knows what's gonna happen.
You know?
You might all of a sudden realize, hey, I'm
singing karaoke with one of my coworkers, you know?
>> Yeah, or you could be leading a Nerf gun attack.
>> Yeah, or in like a cookie eating contest.
Mouthful of cookies.
>> [SOUND]
Ar, parading around like a pirate.
[SOUND]
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, or, you're like uh, oh, you're a, you're a monkey,
you're like a monkey from show business
who's been doing it too long, you know?
>> Right, and then people love to say, oh, you
guys are weird and fun and those are our core values.
>> Yeah.
Weird and fun.
That's, that's who we are.
Those are our core
>> Sometimes we can be really fun in
an old movie, like an old Western movie.
[MUSIC].
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