Overlooked slutty Halloween costume ideas
Bulletin: Slutty halloween costumes are all the rage! But what do you do if you don't want to be just another me-too slutty nurse or slutty kitty cat? Here are some golden slutty costume ideas that are going overlooked:
Slutty grandma
Slutty librarian disguised as shy librarian dressed up as slutty librarian for Halloween
Slutty Jim Belushi
Slutty prostitute
(Note: I actually woke up last night with the idea for this blog post in my head. It was very difficult to go back to sleep after picturing a slutty Jim Belushi.)
10/31/2006 | 
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A brand new me.com
Mruby.com has been redesigned. It is ugly in some ways but charming in other ways — like me. Check it.
10/23/2006 | Permalink |
Matt Ruby music interview at Musique Cardiaque
I am interviewed by Nicole Cardi
at this Musique Cardiaque podcast. We discuss
Ruby Lament, songwriting, influences, and what it's like being a renaissance man. Some Ruby Lament tunes are included too. Rock it.
10/19/2006 | Permalink |
Rubies #2
You can't really blame "them" because "them" is us...ADD = "I have a difficult time paying attention to things that aren't interesting to me." Is this really a disease!?...Those who bathe in the light have a duty to shine...Words are code...So this is the game...Crying Vegas tears..."Follow the wild mercury" -BD...Has there ever been a rapper who rhymed something with "Zapruder"? 'Cuz there should be. Maybe with tudor, intruder, or gouda...Streets are museums if you look at them the right way...1) Flow 2) Details 3) Fail...This time has nothing to do with today..."I'm from Hollywood" -AK...Few things are as strong as the willingness to walk away...I admire Kevin Federline's virility. I feel like he could impregnate any number of species just by walking past one of its females...Economics can teach you so much about life. Supply and demand. Diminishing returns. Sunk costs. It's all there...Once you truly know the game, you don't even have to play it...Lion tamer orchid...Those holes will close over time.
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