New worst song ever!
I used to think it was pretty clear what the worst song ever was. "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. That all changed last night when I heard Trace Adkin's "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk." Check out these
lyrics. A brief summary: The 'donk is keepin' perfect rhythm which, unsurprisingly, makes you wanna swing along. For what else can you do? She's got it going on like Donkey Kong. (And I thought it was impossible for anything to be more "going on" then Donkey Kong!) Indeed, there really oughta be a law.
5/24/2006 | 
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Mysterious Stranger
The best Wikipedia table of contents ever:
1 Magic career
1.1 Overview
1.2 Premature Burial
1.3 Frozen in Time
1.4 Vertigo
1.5 Mysterious Stranger
1.6 Above the Below
1.7 Drowned Alive
1.8 Cancelled stunts
5/11/2006 | Permalink |
Cross One Off the List
Time to revise that list of names you were thinking about using for the baby. Philander is already taken,
by Dennis Rodman's father. This explains so much about Dennis.
5/08/2006 | Permalink |
Life Rules #1
Don't wear hats. You look dumb in them.
Use the word fuck. People pay attention when you do.
Go to an astrologer, psychic, tarot reader, etc. at least once in your life. Don't go more than five times though. Then you're just wacky.
5/03/2006 | Permalink |
